maybe shes born with it, maybe its Maybelline

(via rmcii)

yasminnxsimonee:

madeupmonkeyshit:

you know he dead after the last girl

Yagadoo

(via a-beautiful-youth)

angel-and-hunters:

smaugwithablog:

wwwgoodreads:

sqwhoretle:

turntechdestiel:

thepondseleven:

harry-p-ron-w:

amoying:

nasturbate:

marshtomping:

nasturbate:

(white girl voice) wait lemme go to the bathroom

are you saying only females of the white race urinate

yes

i am an asian female and i can back this up, i havent urinated since 1902

How old r u

17

*whispers* how long have you been 17

I know what you are

Say it.Say it out loud.

WILDCATS

WHAT IS GOING ON WITH THIS POST.

(Source: nasturbate, via converseandpointeshoes)

not-cooper:

My mom tried to grow a lemon tree here in rainy Washington state.

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

earthnation:

that thin ass chocolate bowl would never be able to withstand the pressure of my spoon trying to slice ice cream

(Source: depression-and-movies, via sheepmeaway)

glitterisacolorr:

zaynspersonalbodyinspector:

well fuck me sideways

😍 Daaaaamn 🔥

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